Some Dumb Shit!

it's all about mom horse going to the new years party

son horse must stay home with baby sitter for he is not stallion and cannot yet Sexy Man Horse

she gets to the party and friend host introduces her to
OMG
Sexy Man Horse

Sexy Man Horse is sexy and desires her to dance with him
le wink

dancing proceeds and a plot line is dropped regarding LE BULL
*aka that one angry drunk that is WAY too into the party and WAY to willing to fuck up any man woman or child who might interrupt his groove*

random stuff happens with complete backgrounders that have no real importance

flashy "Look at the pretty ponies of my collection" dance scene happens
joke about that one old guy horse hoping his snazzy dance moves don't throw out his hip takes place

mom horse turns around to find that GASP
Sexy Man Horse has vanished

it is decided he left to dance with prettier ponies ;n;

mom horse turns to walk off just to gently boof
LE ANGRY DRUNK BULL

woah Woah WOAH MOTHERFUCKER
you did not just touch me
I MUST WRECK U NAO

enter Handsome Man Horse, which unlike Sexy Man Horse is *sweet* therefore MUCH more husbando material and deff for the bby makins

Handsome Man Horse is trying to get LE BULL to calm his fuckin tits

LOW AND BEHOLD

***The Perfect Diversion!***

it is now time for new years count down!

no one has time to pummel le bitches when that's going on
count down happens
video is now poorly layered with confetti effects and like fireworky colors happening

LE BULL agrees with Handsome Man Horse that now is time to party
not pummel le bitches

now that he has properly fucked right off to play with I guess some midgets?
*other line of also breyer brand horses but they're smaller and there was slight racistesque conflict of their being there earlier in useless backgrounder segment*
I have decided LE BULL is into midget porn and plans to fuck all the tiny bitches

now mom horse and Handsome Man Horse have time to talk
she finds him ***Sweet***
and he cares about who she came with and if she was with Sexy Man Horse
she didn't and is not
they "just danced"
then
right before the metaphorical kissing

Handsome Man Horse mentions random asshat kid horse at the party
mom horse is confused by this
asshat kid horses are not allowed at this party
it is a thing that she knows for fact

mom horse turns around to find
HER ASSHATKIDHORSE DANCING

that WHORE

hijinks ensue??? basically mom horse is le mad nao
asshatkidhorse insists that he's sexy man horse enough to be here

sexy man horses wouldn't run from their mothers

asshat kid horse is burned like hella from this remark
Handsome Man Horse is left longingly alone on the dance floor

-end scene-